2016/02/09

How to get really famous on Instagram

Are you a Blogger and tired of getting "Sorry at the Moment we are not collaborating with small Bloggers" - Although your Blog is actually amazing and the only thing that is missing are 100K on Instagram? If you do not want to buy some fake followers and you are also too lazy to comment and like on a daily base of 5 hours, here is the ultimate guide to grow real, active followers:

1. You are rich.

Jackpot! You have the financial resources to buy interesting new stuff to show it your followers. New It Bag on the market? Got it. Nike Cortez in 5 different colors? Bitch please, this is my basic wardrobe. Hanging at the Beach of Bali on a saturday afternoon in winter, while everyone else is studying for a test? You are there to make them dream with your amazing feed. Congrats, I follow you.

BONUS: You are adventurous enough to fly every week to a place where I have to save up for for a year.

2. You look like/ are a model.

Genetic Jackpot! I love to look at your "I woke up like this selfies" And your random #nomakeup pictures at the beach or the spa. I just love to see someone without pimples for a whole month, because you never get side effects from your period and a bad hair day is still a perfect-undone-bun day for you.

BONUS: You are rich. Because then you can show something else besides your picture perfect face.

3. You have a talent.

Educational Jackpot! You can sing, cook, paint, dance , workout or take beautiful photos of landscapes or just write those amazing #inspirational quotes? I follow you - because you CAN DO stuff. I am damn jealous when I see you doing squads and I also am damn jealous when you make those #acaibowls with rainbow colored chia super matcha stuff in it.

BONUS: You have money. Because damn, this is what Instagram is basically about and you should forget about that because thats boring. Be yourself and hope that one day PR People will finally get to the point when they understand that only square pictures are not a context and we go back to the basic  Blog we take care of. LOVE to all #richkidsofinstagram out there!
PS: If you are or have a cute pet, there is still a chance to become the manager of a famous acc. Just saying.

credits: rich person: rich russian kids
model: gigi hadid
talent: ezgi polat, nadia damaso, nude yoga girl

45 comments:

  1. I love you for this! Hahaha

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  2. Ich liebe Satire :) Der Text war so Hammer, aber leider ist es auch die Wahrheit :/
    Trotzdem genial :)

    Liebste Grüße
    Lisa

    http://www.mycafeaulait.at

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    1. lustig, weil wahr. aber auch traurig weil wahr.. :D

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  3. This is amazing.

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  4. Hahaha nailed it !

    LOVE, Tatjana
    https://sectionofstyle.com/

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    1. truly and sadly, hope we can slip in the "talent" section though! :D

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  5. Haha super Post! Wie recht Du hast :)
    LG Alnis fescher Blog

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    1. :D freut mich, dass du ihn magst!

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  6. Sehr gelungener Beitrag und leider sowas von wahr. Aber ich hab schön geschmunzelt.

    Liebste Grüße
    Vossi | http://www.modiami.com

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    1. naja dann hat er seinen Zweck ja erfüllt!

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    1. thanks, Iga (didn't even realize you read my blog? feeling proud now)

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  8. Haha absolutely love this! And honestly, I couldn't agree more. Rich people always seem to win, don't they?

    Love, kerstin
    http://www.missgetaway.com/

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    1. nah, not always. remember how ... eh... Ok, rich people always win.

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    1. ich hab halt keine Ahnung was das heißt? :D

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  10. Made my day :D Gelungener Beitrag!

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  11. I had so much fun reading this! Haha. And everything you said is so true!

    Fashionably Sparkly

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    1. haha glad to hear that!

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  12. treffender hättest du es nicht formulieren können! :D

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    1. achja, es ist alles nicht mehr so einfach wie damals :D

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  13. Haha, mein absoluter Lieblingspost EVER!

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    1. Pflichtlektüre fürs Studium?

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  14. This is so on point, ahaha.

    www.splitneedles.blogspot.com

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    1. :D glad you liked it!

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  15. Das ist super geschrieben! Und leider so wahr....
    Fühl dich gedrückt <3

    Liebe Grüsse
    Michaela

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    1. und gerade weil es wahr ist, sollte man insta nicht so ernst nehmen (:

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  16. Hm, also ich habe einen Hund und zwei Vögel, also wohl doch noch eine Chance bekannt auf Instagram zu werden .. vielleicht sollte ich noch vegan werden und jede meiner Mahlzeiten schön gestalten und posten, dann sind meine Chancen bestimmt noch höher. Aber mal Spaß beiseite, ich feiere deinen Post richtig, einfach weil er so wahr ist! :D

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    1. sind auch deine Haustiere #fitspiration ? dann, aber auch nur dann :D

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  17. OMG :D :D love it!!

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  18. Wie gut :D :D ich werde es wohl mal mit meiner Katze versuchen! :D

    Liebe Grüße
    Lynndgren Lynndström // www.LynndgrenLynndstroem.blogspot.de

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    1. ich hoffe deine Katze sieht in einem Bikini auf einer nacht auch so gut aus

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  19. Du hättest es nicht besser sagen können!
    Ich konnte gar nicht mehr aufhören zu schmunzeln :-)

    Lustigerweise habe ich vor kurzem auch einen ähnlichen Artikel auf meinem Blog gepostet, falls Du ihn dir mal anschauen möchtest :-)

    Liebste Grüße
    Alice von frmlss.blogspot.com

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    1. ich lese ihn mir auf jeden fall mal durch!

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